- February 22, 2012
- City: Kansas City
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Bike Accessories, Services, and Gear or Basic Tune-Up at The Wheel Cyclery in Gladstone (Half Off)
Biking is the most efficient way to travel from location to location without a series of well-placed trampolines or full control over a vestigial tail. Get where you need to go without challenging your human status with this Groupon.
Choose Between Two Options
for worth of bike accessories, services, and gear
- Tifosi’s Jet sunglasses (.95)
- NiteRider bike lights (.99)
- Planet Bike floor pump (.99)
- See full item listing
for a basic tune-up (a value)
- Brake and derailleur adjustment
- Chain cleaning and lubrication
- Oiling for cables and housing
The Wheel Cyclery
The Wheel Cyclery helps to pair patrons with cycles from manufacturers such as Giant, Orbea, Scott, and Colnago and keeps them safely rolling with gear and maintenance services. Shelves brim with equipment from brands such as Sugoi and CamelBak, stocked alongside bike pumps, safety lights, custom insoles, and other accessories.
Maintenance services range from simple adjustments and lubrication to tune-up packages with wheel truing and complete drivetrain cleanings. The Wheel Cyclery’s calendar bursts with events that build a community of bike enthusiasts via weekly group bike rides with onsite childcare, maintenance classes, and spin classes for off-road finessing. To nurture the environment, staffers recycle or reuse 80% of the shop’s waste.
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The Groupon Guide to: Family-Portrait Backgrounds
Does Photoshop have a tool for adding liver spots?
- February 22, 2012
- City: Kansas City
- No Comments
$119 for Six Laser Hair-Removal Treatments on a Small Area at Hudson Med Spas (Up to $675 Value)
Like an iceberg, beauty mostly resides below the surface, but only its visible portion can gain the attention of an ocean liner. Look shipshape with this Groupon.
9 for Six Laser Hair-Removal Treatments on a Small Area (Up to 5 Value)
- Nurses perform treatments in increments of 6–8 weeks on patients with a range of hair colors and non-tanned skin
- Valid treatment areas include upper lip, ears, chin, sideburns, cheeks, underarms, back of the neck, bikini area, and brow
Hudson Med Spas
Led by a board-certified plastic surgeon, Hudson Med Spas’ aestheticians and medical professionals aim to restore bodies to a smooth, youthful, and healthy appearance. Four on-staff nurses perform beautifying procedures, which include laser treatments that can shrink fat cells, expunge unwanted hair, and tighten skin to give clients a youthful appearance smooth enough to get the kids’ discount at a wind tunnel. In addition to medical treatments such as Botox and Radiesse, clients can opt for traditional spa services such as facials and soothing massages. Hudson Med Spas also schedules appointments after hours for an additional fee, helping accommodate clients who need to work late stoking the sun’s coal-burning core.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Family-Portrait Backgrounds
Does Photoshop have a tool for adding liver spots?
- February 21, 2012
- City: Kansas City
- No Comments
90-Minute Therapeutic or Hot-Stone Massage at Comfort Cove Massage in Olathe (Up to 53% Off)
When preparing for hot-stone massages, therapists pick out the smoothest river stones for placement on tense muscles and the most misshapen ones for throwing off the bridge later. Keep your aura in working order with today’s Groupon to Comfort Cove Massage in Olathe. Choose between the following options:
- For , you get a 90-minute therapeutic massage (a value).
- For , you get a 90-minute hot-stone massage (up to a 5 value).
Nationally certified massage therapist Vana of Comfort Cove Massage trains her attention on each client’s needs to design custom bodywork sessions. Vana begins each treatment with an assessment designed to move out muscle knots, pain points, or clingy back barnacles. While therapeutic motions induce a sense of calm, an optional heated massage table and massage oils deepen relaxation. During the hot-stone massage, Vana moves hot stones across the back, alternately kneading with hot stones in hand and stationing rocks in place for longer heat concentration. At the conclusion of each service, clients receive a warm-towel treatment for the neck, face, or any other area with lingering stiffness. Providing the serene atmosphere of a shoreline, photos of beaches decorate the walls and relaxing music wakeboards through the air.
Though Comfort Cove Massage sometimes features a discounted price online, this Groupon still offers the best deal available.
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The Groupon Guide to: Ferrari Ownership
Which Ferrari-ownership tip is also the slogan for “War Horse”?
- February 20, 2012
- City: Kansas City
- No Comments
$2,500 for a Laser-Liposuction Treatment at Vein Treatment and Aesthetic Center in Shawnee Mission (Up to $5,000 Value)
Although body-exchange programs mean no one ever has to stay in one meat suit for long, returning yours in bad condition means you forfeit your deposit. Keep your constitution in returnable condition with this Groupon.
,500 for a SmartLipo Laser-Liposuction Treatment for One Large Area or Two Small Areas (Up to a ,000 Value)
During a laser session lasting up to three hours, Dr. Richardson uses laser beams in targeted areas in order to melt away fat and stimulate collagen production. The treatment slims the body while tightening and smoothing the skin in exchange for minimal downtime. Click here for a list of valid treatment areas.
Vein Treatment and Aesthetic Center
Board-certified surgeon Dr. Jay Richardson and his staff of body-beautifying wizards fight the marks of aging on the face, body, and legs with both surgical and nonsurgical procedures. During the free consultation that precedes treatments, patients chat with body experts to discuss beautifying options such as IPL photorejuvenation or chemical peels infused, like balanced breakfasts, with acidic fruits. Dr. Richardson, a fellow of the American College of Surgeons, oversees noninvasive treatments such as sclerotherapy to handle unsightly veins.
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The Groupon Guide to: Sassy T-shirt Slogans
Which T-shirt is the best T-shirt to wear to a funeral?
- February 19, 2012
- City: Kansas City
- No Comments
Hardwood-Floor Refinishing Treatment for Up to 350 or 700 Square Feet from Signature Flooring, Inc. (Up to 52% Off)
For too long, wood floors have suffered the abuse of catwalking stilettos, dust-bunny encampments, and rugs snickering about their baldness. Reward underappreciated hardwood with this Groupon.
Choose Between Two Options
- 9 for topcoat refinishing of up to 350 square feet of hardwood flooring (a 7.50 value)
- 0 for topcoat refinishing of up to 700 square feet of hardwood flooring (a ,155 value)
After sweeping and vacuuming worn hardwood floors, professionals abrade the wood and tack the floor to optimize the bonding of a fresh coat of finish. A selection of satin, semi-gloss, or gloss finish in durable polyurethane boosts shine and protects floors from traffic, scratches, and scuffs.
Signature Flooring, Inc.
Professionals at Signature Flooring, Inc. enhance a home’s beauty with high-quality repairs, refinishes, and installation of floors, carpets, and rugs. In-home treatments assess the current state of beaten-up hardwood and carpet before a meticulous repair or a refinishing treatment extends the life and restores the luster of a variety of floor covers. Friendly and prompt, servicemen gladly expound about the best ways to care for flooring, the variations among different wood varieties and carpets, and the pros and cons of installing a bowling lane in the living room.
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The Groupon Guide to: America’s Most Haunted Stadiums
Which US state is now just a lime green mist?
- February 18, 2012
- City: Kansas City
- No Comments
$25 for a Body Scrub or Women’s Brazilian Wax at Grace Designs & Esthetics in Overland Park ($50 Value)
Spas make people feel like royalty without the hassle of shopping for scepters or posing for playing-card portraits. Enjoy regal treatments with this Groupon: for , you get your choice of a body scrub or women’s Brazilian wax at Grace Designs & Esthetics in Overland Park (a value).
Grace Designs & Esthetics’ skincare professionals upgrade the health and look of skin with waxes, facials, and body treatments. Beauticians soften skin during the 45-minute body scrub, employing an antioxidant-rich abrasive made of sand-like particles and ground-up feather pillows. After massaging bodies with the exfoliant, aestheticians wipe away lingering grit with hot towels and then swipe physiques with a moisturizer. Waxing specialists remove all traces of unwanted fuzz from the bikini area during a Brazilian wax, preventing hairs from trespassing across panty lines. Clients may apply the value of their vouchers toward the cost of Grace Designs & Esthetics’ other services, which include relaxing facials (/hour) and bridal makeup (5).
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The Groupon Guide to: Field Trips
Is it moral to speak through a puppet?
- February 17, 2012
- City: Kansas City
- No Comments
$49 for Eight Cardio Classes at Burn Fitness in Leawood ($110 Value)
Though sweat indicates a great workout, inward sweating denotes an athlete with true humility. Practice humble toning with this Groupon.
for Eight Cardio Classes (0 Value)
Certified instructors lead vigorous classes seven days a week, including two levels of boot camp and weight training for all fitness levels. PiYo courses blend Pilates and yoga poses into a limb-lengthening workout, and Kitchen Sink sessions surprise muscles with an original lineup of drills selected by the instructor. Click here for a class schedule.
Available classes include:
- Burn Bootcamp Lite
- Burn Bootcamp Maxx
- Burn Lift
- PiYo (pilates and yoga)
- Hiit (High-intensity interval training)
- Burn Performance
- Kitchen Sink
- B.L.T. (Buns, Legs, Thighs)
- Zumba
Burn Fitness
After leading workout sessions in her home’s spare bedroom and boot-camp routines in her garage, certified personal trainer Kelly Heaven created Burn Fitness to showcase her fitness expertise in a boutique-style setting, accented by bold colors and an ornate black chandelier. Along with expert instructors, Kelly leads small groups in nine types of classes, demonstrating modifiable moves so that guests of all experience levels can participate at their own pace. Each session sizzles off the calories on gleaming wood floors in the vibrantly colored industrial studio, whose assemblage of treadmills, BOSU balls, and Richard Simmons chia pets beckon to energized physiques. Burn Fitness’s schedule fits at least two classes into every day of the week, and as parents work out, employees can supervise youngsters 2 months old and older (/class for each child).
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The Groupon Guide to: Subtle Self-Promotion
How much bragging should you do in your will?
- February 17, 2012
- City: Kansas City
- No Comments
Winery Tour and Tasting for Two or Four at Jowler Creek Vineyard and Winery (Half Off)
Like hearts, wineglasses are fragile, full of goodness, and frequently broken. Live life to the brim with this Groupon.
Choose Between Two Options
for a winery tour and tasting for two people (a value)
for a winery tour and tasting for four people (a value)
- 45-minute tour starts in the vineyard and ends at the winery (a value/person)
- Take-home wineglass with logo (a value/person)
Jowler Creek Vineyard and Winery
Hands dig into the springtime earth, heaving up tufts of Missouri dirt cooled by the nearby waters of historic Jowler Creek. The year is 2004 and Colleen and Jason Gerke are trying their hands at winemaking, planting 250 norton grapevines in the ground near their home. Today, the 7-acre plot of land houses more than 3,000 vines, protected by insect-consuming chickens, rodent-hunting hawks and owls, and weed-noshing sheep who graze at carefully managed intervals. The sustainable vineyard sprouts grapes used to concoct eight award-winning wines—from dry to sweet—which are crafted with solar-powered devices. Jowler Creek Vineyard and Winery regularly hosts tours for up to 20 people, where patrons spend approximately 45 minutes observing the crash-diet techniques grapes undergo before squeezing into Jowler Creek’s trademark blue-wax-sealed bottles.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Subtle Self-Promotion
How much bragging should you do in your will?
- February 16, 2012
- City: Kansas City
- No Comments
Barbecue, Homestyle Sides, and Pours for Lunch or Dinner at McGuire’s Smokehouse in Olathe (Up to 53% Off)
Barbecuing, like painting, usually entails the use of a brush, a master’s touch, and the building anticipation to eat your finished product. Enjoy saucy masterworks with this Groupon.
Choose Between Two Options
- for worth of barbecue, homestyle sides, and soda during dinner
- for worth of barbecue, homestyle sides, and soda during lunch
Chicken wings are , burnt-end dinners are , slabs of ribs are , and half-pound, custom-topped burgers are a la carte or with a side and a drink. Click here to see the full menu.
McGuire’s Smokehouse
Aromas of Kansas City–style barbecue and meats smoked over sweet hickory wood in a rotisserie smoker permeate McGuire’s Smokehouse. Slabs of ribs are juxtaposed to smoked veggies and homestyle sides such as coleslaw, onion rings, and red beans with rice. Chefs also smoke chicken wings before frying them and launching them into an inflatable pool of various sauces. Blue Bunny ice-cream sandwiches cool the tongue after smoky meals.
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The Groupon Guide to: Children’s Book Titles
What legal loophole allows you to write your own Harry Potter book?
- February 16, 2012
- City: Kansas City
- No Comments
One, Three, or Six Microdermabrasion Treatments at Kenlee’s Skin Shop in Lenexa (Up to 71% Off)
Microdermabrasion makes faces look younger, allowing parents to pose as their own children during high-school football tryouts. Put on your game face with this Groupon.
Choose from Three Options
- for one microdermabrasion treatment (a 0 value)
- 0 for three microdermabrasion treatments (a 0 value)
- 0 for six microdermabrasion treatments (a 0 value)
A noninvasive microdermabrasion treatment gently removes the skin’s superficial layer, smoothing away imperfections and allowing skincare products to penetrate into pores.
Kenlee’s Skin Shop
Drawing upon her clinical background at a skin-treatment facility, Kenlee’s Skin Shop’s eponymous owner tends to wearied dermises with services that include facials, microdermabrasions, chemical peels, and waxing. Before embarking on facial or body treatments, Kenlee reads freckle horoscopes during a custom skin analysis that accounts for dryness and distinguishes dirt from penciled-on mustaches. Rather than trust other beauty purveyors for cosmetics that complement her many skin treatments, Kenlee stocks her studio’s shelves with her own mad-scientist creations. KSS Mineral Makeup boasts nine signature shades and three universal powders to help create a smooth, even complexion free of acne blemishes and glued-on clown noses.
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The Groupon Guide to: VHS Horror Movies
Is Murder Day in Terror Town the top-grossing horror film of all time?