- February 22, 2012
- City: Fresno
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Three Children’s Classes or Three Four-Day Camp Sessions at The Little Gym (Up to 51% Off)
Left to their own devices, children will chew through drywall, eat a four-course meal of crayons, and construct complex chromosome models using Legos. Keep kids healthily occupied and engaged with this Groupon.
Choose Between Two Options
for three classes (up to a value)
- Toddlers and parents explore in parent and child sessions
- Gymnastics, sports, dance, and karate lessons
- Click here for a class schedule
for three four-day camp sessions (a value)
- Three-hour sessions for kids aged 3–8
- Themes such as Who’s Your Hero? and Wild West
- Click here for a camp schedule
Our customers loved this deal last year, earning The Little Gym a spot on Groupon’s Best of 2011 list.
The Little Gym
In 1976, educator, musician, and kinesiologist Robin Wes longed for a children’s gym that prioritized personal growth over competition. Unveiled at a time when physical-education classes pushed students to focus almost exclusively on winning, Robin’s program was swiftly adopted and is now used in more than 300 Little Gyms worldwide. Robin still pens original music to accompany lessons, which engage whippersnappers 4 months old–12 years old with gymnastics, dance, karate, and parent and child activities.
Each of The Little Gym’s classes introduces simple movements that sharpen motor skills and set brains whirring, allowing kids to progress at their own pace until they can finally build a computer out of macaroni and glitter. Staff members strive to build a base for lifelong social skills and self-assurance with each exercise, including activities rooted purely in fun, such as summer camps or birthday parties, which helped The Little Gym to earn title of #1 Birthday Chain in Parents Magazine.
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The Groupon Guide to: Family-Portrait Backgrounds
Does Photoshop have a tool for adding liver spots?
- February 21, 2012
- City: Fresno
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$15 for $30 Worth of Plants and Nursery Supplies at Lotus Gardens Outdoor Living Center
Green thumbs mean many things, including the fact that someone is an avid gardener, semisuccessful finger painter, or actually just a gecko in need of a lift to the next truck stop. Add some color to your opposable digits with today’s Groupon: for , you get worth of plants and nursery supplies at Lotus Gardens Outdoor Living Center.
The knowledgeable staff at Lotus Gardens Outdoor Living Center stocks nursery shelves with a large selection of locally grown plants, roses, fruit trees, shrubs, and trees, as well as hanging baskets, garden décor, and organic fertilizers. Yards teem with 36-count flats of colorful flowers (.99) that thrive in the area’s soil, and sacks of rich garden planter mix (.95/yd.) nourish herbaceous roots. High-quality plants live longer, more fruitful lives than their low-quality counterparts, and the outdoor living center’s hearty 1-gallon (.99+) and 5-gallon shrubs (.99+) routinely beat weaker shrubs in all-plant MMA tournaments.
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The Groupon Guide to: Ferrari Ownership
Which Ferrari-ownership tip is also the slogan for “War Horse”?
- February 19, 2012
- City: Fresno
- No Comments
$99 for Permanent-Makeup Services for Lips, Brows, or Eyelids at Erika’s Salon Boutique ($200 Value)
Love means never having to say you’re sorry, but beauty means never having to pause at stoplights. Shift your appearance into fifth gear with this Groupon: for , you get permanent-makeup services at Erika’s Salon Boutique (a 0 value). This Groupon is valid for one of the following services:
- Full-lip color
- Eyebrow color
- Top and bottom eyeliner
At Erika’s Salon Boutique, professional beauty technicians—some of whom are bilingual in Spanish—perform hair, nail, and makeup services for a comprehensive salon experience. From a selection of permanent-makeup services, full-lip color can give pouters a fuller appearance, rectify their asymmetry, or make them invisible to thwart covert mouth readers. To achieve the impression of fuller, thicker, or darker brows, clients can opt for brow coloring. Permanent-eyeliner application on the top and bottom eyelids frames the eyes to bestow them with an enchanting semblance and hinder their attempts to escape from the head. Each client can return for a complimentary touchup session to keep the makeup looking as impeccable as it was when they were born.
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The Groupon Guide to: America’s Most Haunted Stadiums
Which US state is now just a lime green mist?
- February 18, 2012
- City: Fresno
- No Comments
One-Hour Swedish or Deep-Tissue Massage at Exquisite Escape Massage in Clovis (Up to 51% Off)
Muscles, like the tails of sleeping cats or levers labeled “drain ocean,” were never meant to be pulled. Reverse the damage with today’s Groupon to Exquisite Escape Massage in Clovis. Choose between the following options:
- For , you get a one-hour Swedish massage (a value).
- For , you get a one-hour deep-tissue massage (a value).
Exquisite Escape Massage’s licensed massage therapist, Julie Olivares, assuages aching physiques during one-hour massage sessions. A deeply soothing treatment, Swedish massage blends a series of long, gliding strokes and gentle pressure to relax the body, stimulate oxygen flow, and release grudges buried in knotted muscles. Clients seek out the more intense, directed pressure of a deep-tissue massage to mend adhesions that cause persistent pains within the body’s lower layers of musculature.
Our customers loved this deal last year, earning Exquisite Escape Massage a spot on Groupon’s Best of 2011 list.
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The Groupon Guide to: Field Trips
Is it moral to speak through a puppet?
- February 17, 2012
- City: Fresno
- No Comments
Full-Day Whitewater-Rafting Trip from Whitewater Connection on the Kaweah or Middle Fork American River (Up to 53% Off)
Americans have always been determined to blaze new trails, whether wading through the waist-deep layer of tumbleweed covering Arizona or hacking through the petrified forest of national flags on the moon. Conquer a fluid frontier with this Groupon:
Choose Between Two Options
for a full-day rafting trip on the Kaweah River (up to a 7.50 value)
- Helmet, life jacket, and lunch provided
- Eight-mile trip running 9 a.m.–3:30 p.m.
- Class IV+ rapids
for a full-day rafting trip on the Middle Fork American River (up to a 7.50 value)
- Helmet, life jacket, and lunch provided
- 18-mile trip running 9 a.m.–4:30 p.m.
- Class III–IV rapids
Whitewater Connection
Whitewater Connection’s team of veteran rafters leads thrill seekers on a variety of rafting trips that range in intensity, from lighthearted excitement to hair-raising heroics. Traversing the Kaweah, Upper Klamath, and other rivers that stretch across California, turbulent excursions wind past verdant hills and distant mountains over the course of swift half-day trips or epic three-day adventures. In addition to its stable of sturdy rafts, Whitewater Connection stocks a full selection of rental gear to outfit rafters for their journeys, including wetsuits, meals for full-day trips, and camping gear for diverting snooping grizzly bears.
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The Groupon Guide to: Subtle Self-Promotion
How much bragging should you do in your will?
- February 17, 2012
- City: Fresno
- No Comments
One, Three, or Five Sessions of Personal Training at Fitness Together (Up to 60% Off)
Personal training is much more than detailed instruction on how to be an actual person. Achieve your fitness goals in a one-on-one setting with this Groupon.
Choose From Three Options
- for one personal training session (a value)
- for three personal training sessions (a 0 value)
- 9 for five personal training sessions (a 0 value)
Fitness coaches guide exercisers through proper cardio and weight-training techniques to avoid injuries during 45-minute one-on-one workout sessions, which are fully tailored to the participant’s fitness goals. Sessions run Monday–Friday, 11 a.m.–3 p.m. and Saturday from 11 a.m. to 4 p.m.
Fitness Together
Fitness Together’s encouraging team of personal trainers helps exercisers achieve new physical peaks with one-on-one workout sessions and nutritional advising tailored specifically to each individual. The path to a healthier lifestyle becomes less foggy and riddled with bacon-encrusted bacon as the fitness gurus devise custom blends of cardio and weight-training routines, which challenge clients at their own skill levels. To ensure participants stay on track, fitness coaches reevaluate and revise personal training programs every six to eight weeks, tweaking reps and adjusting caloric intake to suit the client’s progress. Nutritional programs supplement exercising and help clients shed inches through a more balanced diet.
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The Groupon Guide to: VHS Horror Movies
Is Murder Day in Terror Town the top-grossing horror film of all time?
- February 16, 2012
- City: Fresno
- No Comments
$79 for a Facial-Rejuvenation Package with Microdermabrasion and Custom Facial at Elite Wellness Spa ($200 Value)
Protecting yourself from the sun and eating right can help to prevent wrinkles, but nothing can stop Mother Nature from smooshing your face together while you sleep. Reverse her wrinkly wrath with today’s Groupon: for , you get a facial-rejuvenation package at Elite Wellness Spa, located in the clubhouse of Dominion Courtyard Villas (a 0 total value). The package includes:
- A microdermabrasion treatment (a 5 value)
- An essential custom facial (a value)
The licensed skincare professionals at Elite Wellness Spa refresh faces with exfoliating microdermabrasion treatments and facials customized to suit clients’ specific needs. At the beginning of the double-decker spa session, epidermis experts first consult with clients and the Delphic oracle to assess particular skin conditions and map out plans to address them. A microdermabrasion treatment then sloughs off dead or damaged skin cells from the top layer of facial façades, unveiling the fresh, healthy terrain hidden underneath.
During the custom facial, a gust of steam cleanses countenances and unwrinkles crumpled dollar bills before an aesthetician further exfoliates skin and massages the neck, face, and shoulders. Age-defying, calming, or detoxifying aromatherapy blends drift in and out of nostril passages throughout the pampering treatment, which ends with a special mask that soothes skin and targets specific epidermal maladies.
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The Groupon Guide to: Writing an Urban Legend
Can I make an urban legend from soap?
- February 16, 2012
- City: Fresno
- No Comments
$299 for a Web-Design Package from Cohesive Marketing ($625 Value)
Like a tree house, a website may seem easy to build, but requires a sufficient knowledge of secret codes to keep its owners from locking themselves out. Leave the deciphering to professional web sleuths with today’s Groupon.
The Deal
9 for a web-design package (a 5 value), which includes the following:
- One custom home page
- Choice of one “Services,” “Contact Us,” or “About Us” page
- Domain-name selection valid for one year
- One year of hosting
- Videos, logos, or extra pages may be added for an additional fee
Cohesive Marketing’s websites require an additional monthly maintenance fee of per month, which is not included with today’s deal.
Cohesive Marketing
The creative team of artists and consultants at Cohesive Marketing captures the essence of a business and transposes it onto websites and promotional materials. The tech-savvy staff collaborates with customer ideas to arrange website templates, and they continue to care for online sites with domain-name hosting and website-maintenance services. While crafting easily accessible pages for clients, such as salons and sports trainers, the graphic-design team utilizes eye-catching techniques and advanced scratch-and-sniff enhancements proven to generate positive user response. Cohesive Marketing designs also crafts business cards and produces professional-quality voiceovers, commercials, and jingles that have been known to attract more clientele than traditional techniques such as lassoing.
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The Groupon Guide to: Podcasts
What can I do with all of these extra kissing sounds and blank CDs?
- February 15, 2012
- City: Fresno
- No Comments
$32 for an Infrared Thermal Body Wrap from Cathy Reily at Sensia Salon & Spa in Visalia ($65 Value)
Although your body is a temple, covering yourself in bits of stained glass and swallowing thousands of candles has yet to be proven an effective beautification method. Shine up your shrine with today’s Groupon: for , you get an infrared thermal body wrap from Cathy Reily at Sensia Salon & Spa (a value) in Visalia.
Sensia Salon & Spa owner and skilled aesthetician Cathy Reily helps patrons tighten silhouettes with infrared thermal body wraps. During treatments, clients tuck their wings and antennae into a heated cocoon, which utilizes infrared technology to wage war on cellulite. In less than an hour, bodies potentially burn 1,200 to 1,600 calories as easily as a phoenix can incinerate a match factory. Though not covered by this deal, Sensia Salon & Spa’s aestheticians also calibrate facials for personal skin types, wax away unwanted fuzz, and massage aching backs amid their salon’s red, white, and black décor.
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The Groupon Guide to: Children’s Book Titles
What legal loophole allows you to write your own Harry Potter book?
- February 15, 2012
- City: Fresno
- No Comments
Laser Toenail-Fungus-Removal Treatment on One or Both Feet at RejuVimed Total Wellness (Up to 63% Off)
Palm reading provides vague answers about where a man is going, but the art of foot reading conjures undeniable proof that he just walked through wet cement. Treat feet to a healthy future with today’s Groupon to RejuVimed Total Wellness. Choose between the following options:
- For 9, you get a laser toenail-fungus-removal treatment on one foot (a 0 value).
- For 9, you get a laser toenail-fungus-removal treatment on both feet (an ,000 value).
Dr. Cynthia M. Lopez takes aim at unsightly toe shields during noninvasive nail-fungus treatments that harness the FDA-approved power of a Sciton laser. All treatments begin with an initial exam, during which the doctor consults with the patient and explains the foot-refining regimen before sending a nail sample to a lab, where technicians test it for fungus and determine its capacity to tango. During the 30-minute treatment, the Sciton laser heats toenails to a level strong enough to kill fungus while a temperature-control system keeps the laser from harming the patient. Because of the gentle nature of this treatment, laser nail-fungus removal requires no injections, bandages, anesthesia, or lectures from open-toe stilettos.
Patients return for a follow-up exam three months after their treatment, when another small piece of the nail is sent back to the lab to test for any remaining fungus. Clients can see a 75%–80% reduction in fungus after one treatment; however, RejuVimed Total Wellness does not guarantee 100% eradication. If more sessions are necessary, clients may purchase them for 70% off full price.
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The Groupon Guide to: Children’s Book Titles
What legal loophole allows you to write your own Harry Potter book?