- February 21, 2012
- City: Fort Lauderdale
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Oil Change, Brake Service, or Tire Packages at Midas (Up to 75% Off). Four Options Available.
Regular maintenance reaffirms vehicles’ worth, preventing them from loitering in scrap yards and drinking crude oil with old lawn mowers. Keep auto confidence in top condition with this Groupon.
Choose from Four Options
for a 30- to 45-minute Midas Touch Maintenance Package (a .99 value)
- Full-service oil and filter change with up to 5 quarts of oil
- Four-wheel tire rotation
- Courtesy Check 32-point inspection
for a 30- to 45-minute full-service synthetic-oil and filter change with up to 5 quarts of oil, a four-wheel tire rotation, and a 32-point inspection (a 4.99 value)
for a one- to two-hour Secure Stop brake service with new brake pads for one axle (two tires) and a 45-point inspection (a 9.99 value)
for 0 worth of tires. Tires start at .99 each.
Midas
Drawing on half a century of automotive service, Midas helps drivers to prolong vehicle vigor with factory-recommended maintenance services. Mechanics pop car hoods to perform oil changes with standard and temperature-durable synthetic solutions, taking time to inspect belts, hoses, fluids, and the air conditioner’s resident penguin. Armed with EPA– and CARB–complying catalytic converters, the staff helps to shrink harmful emissions during muffler and exhaust-system checks.
Trained technicians augment brake services with lifetime guarantees and curate healthy, evenly worn tires with rotations or replacements from Goodyear, Michelin, Firestone, and Bridgestone.
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The Groupon Guide to: Ferrari Ownership
Which Ferrari-ownership tip is also the slogan for “War Horse”?
- February 21, 2012
- City: Fort Lauderdale
- No Comments
$299 for Laser Nail-Fungus Treatment Package with Follow-Up Visits at Advanced Footcare (Up to $795 Value)
Bare feet need to be presentable year-round in case of toga-party invites or last-minute assignments to stomp all the bubble wrap at the office. Be ready to ditch your shoes with today’s Groupon: for 9, you get a laser nail-fungus treatment package for both feet at Advanced Footcare (up to a 5 value). The package includes the following:
- Laser treatment for toenail fungus (up to a 0 value)
- Three office visits, including an initial visit (up to a 5 value) and two follow-up visits (up to a value each)
- Pathology testing (up to a value)
Captained by a trio of podiatrists, Advanced Footcare’s wellness specialists alleviate sub-ankle ailments with 20-minute laser treatments designed to annihilate foot fauna. Dr. Charles Mutschler, Dr. Harold Reinhartz, and Dr. Vann Johnson peer at toes in an initial appointment, training modern lasers on fuzz and invisible blights from elf-cobbled shoes. Warming beams elicit phantom pinpricks under keratins as they vaporize offensive fungi without inflicting damage to nails or nail beds. Full results unfold as claws continue to grow naturally in the absence of cumbersome muck. Patients can outfit digits in polish or sneakers immediately after treatments, which cause no side effects or downtime. Pathology testing investigates the underlying causes of fungus, which include hoof injuries, raised levels of perspiration, or absence at a sorcerer’s birthday party, and follow-up appointments check in with pristine-footed patrons.
THE PATIENT AND ANY OTHER PERSON RESPONSIBLE FOR PAYMENT HAS A RIGHT TO REFUSE TO PAY, CANCEL PAYMENT, OR BE REIMBURSED FOR PAYMENT FOR ANY OTHER SERVICE, EXAMINATION, OR TREATMENT THAT IS PERFORMED AS A RESULT OF AND WITHIN 72 HOURS OF RESPONDING TO THE ADVERTISEMENT FOR THE FREE, DISCOUNTED FEE, OR REDUCED FEE SERVICE, EXAMINATION, OR TREATMENT.
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The Groupon Guide to: Ferrari Ownership
Which Ferrari-ownership tip is also the slogan for “War Horse”?
- February 20, 2012
- City: Fort Lauderdale
- No Comments
Two-Course Prix Fixe Meal for Two or Four at Shula’s Steak House at the Alexander Hotel in Miami Beach (Up to 58% Off)
Steak houses evolved from late-19th-century inns and taverns after barkeeps realized that their rib-eye beer steins were, in fact, delicious. Persuade palates toward the same conclusion with this Groupon.
Choose Between Two Options
for a prix fixe meal for two (up to a 0 total value)
- Two appetizers (up to a value each)
- Two entrees (up to a value each)
for a prix fixe meal for four (up to a 0 total value)
- Four appetizers (up to a value each)
- Four entrees (up to a value each)
See available prix fixe menu options here.
Shula’s Steak House
Shula’s Steak House romances diners with opulent white linens, cherry-wood walls, and football-themed décor, replete with photos of famous athletes in gold-plated frames. The restaurant’s appetizers, salads, and sides feature 3- to 4-pound Maine lobsters, jumbo lump crab cakes, and vegetables, satisfying those eaters who stray from meatier fare. All steaks served by Shula’s must meet eight meticulously defined criteria—marbling, maturity, consistency, leanness, flavor, appearance, and tenderness—before advancing to the next round of a steak-selection reality show. Legendary NFL coach Don Shula’s name marks restaurants across the country, signifying the utmost dedication to quality beef.
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The Groupon Guide to: Sassy T-shirt Slogans
Which T-shirt is the best T-shirt to wear to a funeral?
- February 20, 2012
- City: Fort Lauderdale
- No Comments
One or Three Facial Skin-Tightening Treatments at Lawrence M. Korpeck, M.D., F.A.C.S., in Boca Raton (Up to 83% Off)
Unlike ice cubes or a child actor’s sanity, the results of skin-tightening treatments are expected to last. Add by subtraction with this Groupon.
Choose Between Two Options
- 0 for a full-face and neck skin-tightening treatment (a 0 value)
- 9 for three full-face and neck skin-tightening treatments (a 0 value)
Dr. Korpeck retextures pocked and sagging epidermis with Viora Reaction, a skin-tightening system that combines vacuum therapy and radio frequencies to improve circulation, stimulate lymphatic drainage, and assist in the reduction of fat-cell volume.
THE PATIENT AND ANY OTHER PERSON RESPONSIBLE FOR PAYMENT HAS A RIGHT TO REFUSE TO PAY, CANCEL PAYMENT, OR BE REIMBURSED FOR PAYMENT FOR ANY OTHER SERVICE, EXAMINATION, OR TREATMENT THAT IS PERFORMED AS A RESULT OF AND WITHIN 72 HOURS OF RESPONDING TO THE ADVERTISEMENT FOR THE FREE, DISCOUNTED FEE, OR REDUCED FEE SERVICE, EXAMINATION, OR TREATMENT.
Lawrence M. Korpeck, M.D., F.A.C.S.
For more than 20 years, Dr. Lawrence M. Korpeck has helped clients achieve their aesthetic aspirations with minimally invasive laser and surgical procedures. And with more than 31 frame-refurbishing treatments at his disposal—ranging from surgical tummy tucks and face lifts to noninvasive wrinkle reduction—Dr. Korpeck can tackle practically any corporeal problem. His treatments keep clients informed and in good spirits with advanced computer-imagery software, in-house recovery, and counseling on how to turn down approaching bachelors using nonlethal means.
Web content related to this deal may contain graphic adult imagery unsuitable for minors or workplace viewing.
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The Groupon Guide to: Sassy T-shirt Slogans
Which T-shirt is the best T-shirt to wear to a funeral?
- February 20, 2012
- City: Fort Lauderdale
- No Comments
One or Three LED Skin-Tightening Facials at South Florida Skin Care Systems in Davie (Up to 75% Off)
Nine out of 10 scientists agree that a healthy human face needs oxygen, after studying the effects of encasing the 10th scientist’s head in an upside-down fish bowl. Maintain a majestic visage and a robust behind-the-skin scene with this Groupon.
Choose Between Two Options
- for a 30-minute LED skin-tightening facial with rich peptide moisturizer (a 0 value)
- for three of the above facials (a 0 value)
South Florida Skin Care Systems
South Florida Skin Care Systems’ resident medical aesthetician, Denise Yopp, draws from more than 25 years of experience to beautify faces, fight wrinkles, and repair skin damage using products with active antioxidant ingredients. Denise meets with each client for a complimentary consultation, during which she designs custom treatments that can target issues such as acne scars, sun damage, and sagging skin. Noninvasive photofacials smooth out wrinkles, and permanent makeup eliminates the need to befriend clowns for their lipstick and eyeliner while tolerating one too many honking sounds. When not making over visages with other services, including chemical peels and microdermabrasion treatments, Denise educates and lectures across the country.
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The Groupon Guide to: America’s Most Haunted Stadiums
Which US state is now just a lime green mist?
- February 19, 2012
- City: Fort Lauderdale
- No Comments
Brunch with Entrees and Mimosas for Two, Four, or Six or $10 for $20 Worth of Lunch at Bistro 1902 in Hollywood
Many American bistros differentiate themselves from their European counterparts by serving region-specific dishes and replacing waiters with Bruce Springsteen. Satisfy a hungry heart with this Groupon.
Choose From Four Options
- for brunch for two (up to a .60 total value) that includes one entree (up to an .95 value), one side (up to a .95 value), and two mimosas (a .95 value each) for each diner
- for brunch for four (up to an .60 total value) that includes the same as above, with the mimosas substituted for one shared bottle of house champagne (a value) and one shared bottle of orange juice (a value)
- for brunch for six (up to a 5.40 total value) that includes the same as above, with two shared bottles of house champagne (a value each) and two shared bottles of orange juice (a value each)
- for worth of anything on the lunch menu. Entrees range from .45 to .95 each.
Brunch is served Saturday and Sunday from 11 a.m. to 4 p.m.
Bistro 1902
Dedicated to upholding the casual ambiance and meticulously presented cuisine found in the bistros of Paris, Bistro 1902’s team of chefs channels French culinary traditions as they assemble Gallic dishes for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. With an eagle eye refined during 25 years spent forging fare in four- and five-star establishments across France, the head chef inspects each dish for aesthetic quality and likelihood of revealing secrets before it leaves the kitchen. Culinary gurus bustle about the restaurant galley architecting traditional noshes such as crêpes, escargots, and tarte tatins alongside updated classics such as a filet mignon and a foie gras burger. Amid the dining room’s exposed-brick walls laden with Parisian-themed art prints, affable servers wend in and out of tan-colored booths and sleek black tables to ensure that hungers remain sated and thirsts quenched. Staffers keep patrons hydrated as they refill goblets with selections from the extensive wine list, ensuring the perfectly paired washing down of decadent bites and the rinsing of hands after finger-painting re-creations of Monet’s Water Lily Pond on the tablecloth.
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The Groupon Guide to: Subtle Self-Promotion
How much bragging should you do in your will?
- February 19, 2012
- City: Fort Lauderdale
- No Comments
Body Analysis with One or Four Vitamin B12 Cocktails at Physician’s Weight Loss Centers (Up to 80% Off)
Weight loss, like lion taming, takes tenacious drive and often requires the purchase of a new wardrobe. Subdue the mighty scale with today’s Groupon to Physician’s Weight Loss Centers, valid at locations in Boca Raton, Boynton Beach, Coral Springs, Davie, Fort Lauderdale, Margate, Miami, and Plantation.
- For , you get a one-shot Vitamin B12 body-analysis package (a total value), which includes:
- One body analysis (a value)
- One vitamin B12 cocktail injection (a value)
- For , you get a four-shot vitamin B12 body-analysis package (a 9 total value), which includes:
- One body analysis (a value)
- Four vitamin B12 cocktail injections (a 0 value)
The professional staff at Physician’s Weight Loss Centers promotes overall wellness with vitamin- and nutrient-rich B12 cocktails and body analyses. During a consultation, a nutrition expert addresses any potential health risks and measures the client’s body fat, lean muscle, and ability to detect puns. Trained technicians then inject a healthy dose of B12 mixed with riboflavin, niacinamide, and L-carnitine, among other variants of B vitamins. This cocktail of specifically targeted amino acids helps to boost bodily energy and breaks down fats. The nurient-laden shot also alleviates common ailments such as fatigue, memory impairment, spontaneous yodeling, and lack of balance.
THE PATIENT AND ANY OTHER PERSON RESPONSIBLE FOR PAYMENT HAS A RIGHT TO REFUSE TO PAY, CANCEL PAYMENT, OR BE REIMBURSED FOR PAYMENT FOR ANY OTHER SERVICE, EXAMINATION, OR TREATMENT THAT IS PERFORMED AS A RESULT OF AND WITHIN 72 HOURS OF RESPONDING TO THE ADVERTISEMENT FOR THE FREE, DISCOUNTED FEE, OR REDUCED FEE SERVICE, EXAMINATION, OR TREATMENT.
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The Groupon Guide to: America’s Most Haunted Stadiums
Which US state is now just a lime green mist?
- February 19, 2012
- City: Fort Lauderdale
- No Comments
Sushi and Japanese Fare at Fusionarie Japanese Signature in Boca Raton (Up to 53% Off). Two Options Available.
Tears shed in a Japanese restaurant may express joy at an entree’s artistic presentation or sadness at the fact that lifelike portrait-busts molded in wasabi must eventually be eaten. Appreciate culinary adornments with this Groupon.
Choose Between Two Options
- for worth of sushi and Japanese fare for a table of two or more people
- for worth of sushi and Japanese fare for a table of four or more people
Chefs artfully arrange sushi dishes such as the tri-color sashimi roll () and house-smoked hamachi with garlic chips (), or sizzle entrees such as the miso black cod (). See the full menu.
Fusionarie Japanese Signature
From a distance, it looks like a scoop of pistachio ice cream or a very large lime. But up close, it’s clear that the sphere’s green skin is actually a layer of thinly sliced avocado, which conceals a savory lump of snow crab, eel, and sushi rice. A union of artistic presentation and fine ingredients, this dish—called the Green Apple—embodies the creative approach of Fusionarie Japanese Signature’s chefs, who craft sushi delicacies from seafood delivered fresh daily. At their kitchen inside Royal Palm Place, house-made mango sauce, wasabi aioli, and other garnishes douse house signature sushi rolls as teriyaki and tonkatsu entrees crisp atop grills and stoves. The eatery’s décor echoes the chefs’ commitment to presentation, as lantern-like lights illuminate Japanese statuary and the grain of hardwood floors and furnishings.
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The Groupon Guide to: Field Trips
Is it moral to speak through a puppet?
- February 16, 2012
- City: Fort Lauderdale
- No Comments
Six Laser Hair-Removal Treatments on Small, Medium, or Large Area at Image Medical Spa of Fort Lauderdale (Up to 91% Off)
Unwanted hairs are like weeds that sprout on the garden of your body, and just as when removing weeds, excess hair should be decimated with a laser. Vaporize rogue follicles with today’s Groupon to Image Medical Spa of Fort Lauderdale. Choose from the following options:
- For , you get six laser hair-removal treatments on one small area (up to a 4 value).
- For 9, you get six laser hair-removal treatments on one medium area (up to a ,194 value).
- For 9, you get six laser hair-removal treatments on one large area (up to a ,994 value).
Click here for a list of valid treatment areas.
Image Medical Spa of Fort Lauderdale houses a crack team of physicians and aestheticians certified to operate the fuzz-zapping Candela laser machine. After a consultation, technicians calibrate the laser to bypass the skin on its mission to disable hair production and inspire pores to write psychedelic poetry. Under the heat of the laser, hair falls out and the follicles of the targeted area cease operations, leaving skin smooth and sleek. Since the laser is attracted by pigment in the follicle, this procedure is most effective for patients with dark hair or a habit of bathing in molasses. Six treatments may be necessary for complete eradication of jungley undergrowth, as each treatment will catch follicles at varying stages of the hair-growth cycle.
Though Image Medical Spa of Fort Lauderdale sometimes features a discounted price online, this Groupon still represents the best deal available.
THE PATIENT AND ANY OTHER PERSON RESPONSIBLE FOR PAYMENTS HAS A RIGHT TO REFUSE TO PAY, CANCEL PAYMENT OR BE REIMBURSED FOR PAYMENT OR ANY SERVICE, EXAMINATION OR TREATMENT THAT IS PERFORMED AS A RESULT OF AND WITHIN 72 HOURS OF RESPONDING TO THE ADVERTISEMENT FOR FREE, DISCOUNTED OR REDUCED FEE SERVICE, EXAMINATION OR TREATMENT.
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The Groupon Guide to: VHS Horror Movies
Is Murder Day in Terror Town the top-grossing horror film of all time?
- February 15, 2012
- City: Fort Lauderdale
- No Comments
Propane Refill for Tank of Up to 20 Pounds or Propane Refill with Pick-Up and Delivery from Forever Propane (Half Off)
Propane is 1.5 times as dense as air, which is why it never understands oxygen’s political cartoons in the New Yorker. Sublimate to comedic transcendence with today’s Groupon to Forever Propane, valid for locations in Boca Raton, Hollywood, and Oakland Park. Choose between the following options:
- For , you get a propane refill for a tank of up to 20 pounds (up to an value).
- For , you get a propane refill for a tank of up to 20 pounds with pickup and delivery services (a value).
Calling upon 20 years of industry experience, Forever Propane’s gas gurus replenish depleted tanks with quality propane. Customers can lug their cisterns into Forever Propane’s brick-and-mortar shop, where a 20-pound refill ensures families can continue hosting barbecues or building a flamethrower to dry their soggy wool socks. Alternatively, customers can opt for delivery services to have brawny handymen pick up and drop off tanks at their respective homes or businesses.
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The Groupon Guide to: Modern Romance
Can British couples feel romance?