- February 22, 2012
- City: Detroit
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$15 for $30 Worth of Sushi, Asian-Inspired Fare, and Drinks at BluFin Sushi in Grosse Pointe Farms
Like the earth, sushi consists of layers and was apparently invented by someone who really liked the ocean. Explore waves of flavor with this Groupon.
for of Sushi and Asian-Inspired Fare
Sushi rolls start at , and sashimi starts at . Entrees start at .
BluFin Sushi
BluFin Sushi rethinks the concept of a sushi restaurant, fashioning specialty rolls with unconventional ingredients and a menu of entrees that blend aspects of American and Asian cuisine. The innovative spot’s chefs serve up tender Kobe beef sliders and entrees that range from fish tacos to Japanese-style fried chicken, pounded flat and battered with panko. Hefty vegetarian rolls with names such as Monster Beast keep vegetarians from going hungry and munching on nearby Chia Pets. BluFin Sushi’s kitchen also prepares sushi party platters for any occasion. An outdoor patio beckons patrons outside during warm weather, and diners can wash down bites with cocktails, beer, wine, and sake.
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- February 22, 2012
- City: Detroit
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One or Two “Detroit Love” ShamRocker T-Shirts with Shipping Included from Detroit Love Apparel (Half Off)
Many people want to have a T-shirt printed with a picture of their face but have found that dipping their face in ink and sleeping face down on a shirt only results in inky sinuses and frightening Rorschach patterns.
Attain cleanup-free self-expression with today’s Groupon to Detroit Love Apparel. Choose between the following options:
- For , you get one men’s or women’s “Detroit Love” ShamRocker T-shirt with shipping included (a value).
- For , you get two men’s or women’s “Detroit Love” ShamRocker T-shirts with shipping included (a value).
Detroit Love Apparel fashions statement-making garments that reflect each wearer’s fondness for the Motor City, and each T-shirt is made in Detroit to support local neighborhoods instead of exporting labor. Men’s and women’s ShamRocker T-shirts are perfect for celebrating spring holidays such as St. Patrick’s Day or Ray Parker Jr.’s birthday, proudly pairing the words “Detroit Love” in a Celtic font with a lucky green shamrock. The soft burnout material used to fashion women’s shirts runs small, so customers should order accordingly.
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- February 22, 2012
- City: Detroit
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Adult Tennis-Lesson Package or Two 30-Minute Children’s Private Swim Lessons at Beverly Hills Club (Up to 64% Off)
Like classic Hollywood films, tennis matches are filled with multiple loves, sneaky backhanded moves, and tense, sweat-inducing court scenes. Add some drama to your day with this Groupon.
Choose Between Two Options
- for an adult tennis-lesson package (up to a 9 total value), including seven 60-minute adult tennis lessons held in consecutive weeks (up to a 9 value) and two hours of open court time (up to a value)
- for two 30-minute children’s private swim lessons (an value)
Beverly Hills Club
“It’s all under one roof,” says former Mr. Universe Peter Nielsen as he tests out one of Beverly Hills Club’s more than 200 pieces of fitness equipment. Mr. Nielsen’s claims ring true, as the 100,000-square-foot indoor facility is home to both state-of-the-art StairMasters and recumbent bikes alongside group classes in Pilates, yoga, and spinning. The 83-degree water of a 25-yard indoor lap pool beckons backstokers to beat personal records, and personal trainers get new or relapsed exercisers back on a healthy path. Half a dozen indoor tennis courts set the stage for USPTA- and USPTR-certified professionals to demonstrate backhands to students of all ages, and open-court hours let players face off against interior decorators and defend the honor of neon yellow.
The club’s all-encompassing atmosphere caters to the entire family, offering whippersnappers an array of youth programs such as tennis and dance lessons, an arcade-style XRKade fitness center, and day camps. The club’s Manta Ray Swim School has 90 years of aquatic education under its belt, keeping youngsters afloat with both lifesaving and recreational skills, such as how to beat an octopus in a game of jacks.
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- February 22, 2012
- City: Detroit
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One- or Three-Month Gym Membership with Fitness Classes and Personal-Training Session at Arbor Fit Club (Up to 67% Off)
Although body-exchange programs mean no one ever has to stay in one meat suit for long, returning yours in bad condition means you forfeit your deposit. Keep your constitution in returnable condition with this Groupon.
Choose Between Two Options
for a one-month gym membership with fitness classes (a value)
for a three-month gym membership with fitness classes (a 7 value)
- Membership includes one complimentary personal-training session
- Les Mills BodyPump weight-training, yoga, and cycling classes
- Supervised childcare services
- Personal TVs on cardio equipment
Arbor Fit Club
Arbor Fit Club’s menagerie of equipment lives inside a spacious, sunlit environment that resembles a hybrid between gym and health club. Life Fitness and Hammer Strength machines help build up bodies, and personal TVs affixed to cardio gear permit guests to zone out as they slim down. Group fitness classes scheduled seven days a week include Les Mills weight-training routines and yoga. Away from the workout action, sophisticated amenities await members, including a plush living-room entry lounge and keypad lockers with a holographic doberman guard system. Patrons can sip protein-enriched shakes from the juice bar as whippersnappers enjoy the supervision of professional childcare staff.
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- February 22, 2012
- City: Detroit
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Three-Hour Golf-Swing Clinic for Beginners or Advanced Players at Reason’s Golf Academy in Auburn Hills (Up to 66% Off)
It’s difficult to hit a target from far away, which is why holes-in-one are rare and the Goodyear blimp has never been shot successfully with an arrow. Drive hard with a vengeance, thanks to today’s Groupon.
Choose Between Two Options
- for a three-hour beginners Full Swing clinic (a 5 value)
- 9 for a three-hour advanced Full Swing clinic (a 5 value)
Seasoned aces focus on proper setup, alignment, balance, and swing length to develop consistent mechanics in clinics with a 1:3 instructor-to-student ratio.
Reason’s Golf Academy
Over his 30-year tenure teaching golf, founder Mark Reason has established Reason’s Golf Academy locations in Michigan and Florida to spread the wisdom of his ferris-wheel swing technique. This coaching philosophy—designed to build swings that travel on a controlled, vertical axis rather than in a less dependable merry-go-round motion—serves as the unifying force in all of the Academy’s instructional programs and as the building block for the development of a consistent, correctable, and windshield-friendly swing. Instructors use golf-simulator and swing-analyzer technology to scrutinize imperfect motions and weighted, molded-grip clubs and other training aids to guide clients toward proper technique. To further optimize patrons’ pin-hunting prowess, the Academy offers club-fitting services, which pair clients with the clubs or modified pool noodles that best fit their unique swing profile.
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- February 22, 2012
- City: Detroit
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$49 for a Free-Range-Meat Variety Pack for Delivery or Pickup from John Henry’s Meats in Birmingham ($101.75 Value)
Among encased-meat products, handmade sausage is the most delightful, followed closely by a saddlebag filled with jerky and a can of Spam crammed inside a larger can of Spam. Encase meats in your mitts with this Groupon.
for a Free-Range-Meat Variety Pack (1.75 Total Value)
- Four 6-ounce steak burgers (a value)
- One four-link package of regular bratwursts (a value)
- One pound of breakfast sausage (a value)
- Six 6-ounce boneless, skinless chicken breasts (a .25 value)
- Six 6-ounce bone-in pork chops (a .50 value)
- Two 10-ounce new york strip steaks (a value)
John Henry’s Meats
With more than 30 years of farming experience, John Henry’s Meats provisions tables with farm-fresh cuts of organic beef, pork, and poultry raised without added hormones or antibiotics on free-range pastures in Michigan. All meats are prepared in the farm’s own USDA-inspected kitchen, with butchers slicing grass-fed beef into succulent roasts, stew meat, and steaks, which clients can order cut to their preferred thickness or in the shape of a favorite celebrity. To round out the protein palette, John Henry’s prepares its own summer sausage and beef jerky, and sources free-range pork and poultry from neighboring farms. Orders may be picked up from Royal Oak Farmer’s Market, delivered directly to doorsteps for a fee, or transmitted electronically into brain synapses.
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- February 21, 2012
- City: Detroit
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$20 for $40 Worth of Lingerie and Adult Novelties at Cirilla’s. Eight Locations Available.
Despite its many responsibilities, adulthood offers many perks, such as being able to frequent bars, ride any roller coaster, and rent the R-rated director’s cut of Home Alone on a school night. Embrace grown-upedness with today’s Groupon: for , you get worth of lingerie and adult novelties at Cirilla’s. Choose from the following eight locations: Dearborn Heights, Farmington Hills, Ferndale, Flint, Roseville, Taylor, or Waterford, or Toledo, Ohio.
Web content related to this deal may contain graphic adult imagery unsuitable for minors or workplace viewing.
Cirilla’s knowledgeable staff members stock impressive collections of lingerie, accessories, and adult toys to facilitate safe and sensual rendezvous. Guests can peruse a vast array of stockings, teddies, costumes, and dresses. The black lace garter dress (.95) includes attached garters and matching stockings, and a peekaboo bra and garter set (.95) lends limbs a look that’s more classically sexy than an audio book of The Odyssey read by Mae West. For silken and scented kneads, the Kama Sutra massage-therapy kit (.95) sprinkles shoulders and backsides with five distinct oils. Otherwise, Grab Bags for Him, Her, and Couples () award patrons with a surprise assemblage of products from the boutique, which can range from lotion samples to life-size chocolate replicas of famous bridges.
Guests can also browse through Cirilla’s trove of body-safe adult toys. The waterproof and flexible We Vibe 3 (9.95) sends pulsating vibrations through a soft silicone shell, causing vibrations as good as those spawned from listening to the Beach Boys during an earthquake. Alternatively, the original Jack Rabbit Vibe (.95) strives for dual stimulation with spinning pearls and silky rabbit ears.
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- February 20, 2012
- City: Detroit
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Slim-and-Tone Body Wrap or 24-Karat-Gold Facial at Milla’s Beauty Center in Westland (Up to 67% Off)
The mirror is the truth teller for the face, helping us closely examine our looks and letting us know when someone fairer has purchased a less judgmental mirror. Show your mirror who’s tops with this Groupon.
Choose Between Two Options
- for a 60- to 75-minute slim-and-tone body wrap (a 5 value)
- for a 60-minute 24-karat-gold facial (a 0 value)
Milla’s Beauty Center
The medical aestheticians at Milla’s Beauty Center help clients attain juvenescent skin without surgery. Professional body and facial treatments get an indulgent twist from ingredients such as organic ginger and 24-karat gold, and instant beautification comes in the form of eyelash extensions and makeup applications—services that Milla’s artists also extend to bridal parties and those prepping for special occasions. A waiting room outfitted in plush lime-green chairs hosts patrons before trained technicians tend to clients’ exteriors and swap favorite lasagna recipes in comfortable, secluded treatment rooms.
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- February 20, 2012
- City: Detroit
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Pizza or Pasta Dinner for Two or Pizza Dinner for Four at Pizzeria Dolce in Clarkston (Up to 55% Off)
The circle symbolizes eternity, just as the square symbolizes the world’s worst racecar track. Accelerate taste buds into the everlasting with this Groupon.
Choose from Three Options
for a pizza dinner for two (a total value)
- Two side salads or soups (a value each)
- One 14-inch large specialty pizza (a value)
- Two Italian sodas (a .50 value each). See all menu items.
for a pasta dinner for two (a total value)
- Bruschetta (a value)
- Two pasta entrees with meat (up to a value each)
- Basket of dolce bread (a value)
- Two sodas (a .50 value each)
for a pizza dinner for four (a total value)
- 20-piece chicken wing (a value)
- Four side salads or soups (a value each)
- Two large specialty pizzas (a value each)
- Four Italian sodas (a .50 value each)
- Four cannoli’s (a value each)
Though Pizzeria Dolce sometimes features a discounted price online, this Groupon still offers the best deal available.
Pizzeria Dolce
Inspired by the Italian cafés lining the streets of Europe, the dreamers behind Pizzeria Dolce populate their menu with gourmet specialty pizzas as well as paninis, calzones, and strombolis. Daily-made, fresh dough underlies each traditional or gourmet topping, such as artichoke hearts, feta cheese, and pesto sauce. The staff is consistently friendly and warm, unlike an iceberg grumpy about all those boats aiming for it. Pasta dishes such as lasagna and shrimp-scampi ravioli round out the menu or fill catering platters alongside party trays of veggies and meats. The lunch and children’s menus dole out afternoon feasts and smaller portions, respectively, which can also be carried out or enjoyed by skiers sliding in from the slopes of the nearby Pine Knob Ski Resort.
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- February 20, 2012
- City: Detroit
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Laser Hair Removal on Small, Medium, or Large Area at Colton Center for Facial Cosmetic Surgery in Novi (Up to 94% Off)
Technological advancements such as lasers bring humanity one step closer to a world filled with futuristic devices, such as hovercrafts and rocket-powered tricycles. Look forward with this Groupon.
Choose from Three Options
- for six 30-minute laser hair-removal treatments on a small area (up to a 0 value)
- 9 for six 30-minute laser hair-removal treatments on a medium area (up to a ,500 value)
- 9 for six 30-minute laser hair-removal treatments on a large area (up to a ,500 value)
Click here to see a list of valid treatment areas.
Though Colton Center for Facial Cosmetic Surgery sometimes features a discounted price online, this Groupon still offers the best deal available.
Colton Center for Facial Cosmetic Surgery
With more than 30 years of experience, Colton Center for Facial Cosmetic Surgery’s Dr. Jeffrey J. Colton and Dr. Lamont Jones lead a knowledgeable staff in revivifying visages and skin with a diverse array of aesthetic and surgical procedures. The duo of physicians can escort unwanted wrinkles and loitering pigeons from façades with Botox and Restylane injections, or combat the effects of gravity during full facelifts or chin, ear, and nose augmentations. Noninvasive treatments, such as chemical peels and laser hair removal, adeptly tackle blemishes without the need for obtrusive tools. Laser hair removal uses the latest technology from Alma Lasers, providing a virtually pain-free treatment for all skin types. To ensure optimal results, staffers and clients join forces to determine an appropriate beauty game plan, complete with intricate hand signals, before beginning treatments.
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