One or Three Microdermabrasion Treatments at Body Image Solutions (Up to 61% Off)
Microdermabrasion takes a gentle approach to softening faces, unlike taking a hair dryer to a smug-looking snowman. Smooth things over with this Groupon.
Choose Between Two Options
- for one microdermabrasion treatment (a 5 value)
- 5 for three microdermabrasion treatments (a 5 value)
Refined crystals and vacuum suction work together to slough and remove dead skin cells in attempts to treat lines, wrinkles, and scars in treatments with no downtime.
Body Image Solutions
The team of professionals at Body Image Solutions—a center devoted to health and wellness—works to beautify bodies with fitness classes, a full-service spa, and aesthetic laser services. Weight-loss services include nutritional education, evaluations, and custom meal plans, with programs aimed toward adolescents and corporate environments. Chemical peels and laser hair removal serve bodily areas, whereas classes of yoga and Pilates inject energy and a love of pop music. Cecile, the owner of Body Image Solutions, is so dedicated to her clients’ wellness that she will even provide grocery-shopping services, but probably won’t provide holiday-shopping services.
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O, The Oprah Magazine
Like the full moon, magazines appear routinely each month, are the basis of many calendars, and turn a small fraction of their audience into werewolves. Test your lupine levels with today’s Groupon: for , you get a one-year subscription to O, The Oprah Magazine (up to a value).
Each month, O is delivered to subscribers’ mailboxes, pages brimming with Oprah-approved content. The magazine showcases a life-encapsulating range of articles about health, relationships, fashion, literature, food, entertainment, and world-domination etiquette. Oprah recruited a ragtag group of underdogs—including Nate Berkus, Suze Orman, and Dr. Oz—to contribute self-bettering pieces to her monthly tome. Personal trainer Bob Greene pens advice about personal fitness tailored to whittle readers down to size, and life coach Dr. Phil keeps brains abuzz with his monthly column on proper moustache grooming. Like the talk show that spawned it, O also recommends products to beautify and gadgets to simplify, as well as books that Oprah and her band of pals think pass the Queen of Daytime’s muster.
Though O, The Oprah Magazine sometimes features a discounted price online, this Groupon still offers the best deal available.
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$25 for a Comedy Outing for Two with Tickets and a Bucket of Beer at Funny Bone Comedy Club (Up to $50 Value)
Although laughter is contagious, it’s easily cured with a glass of lukewarm lemon juice and a 20-minute nap on a cactus pillow. Catch a stubborn case of the giggles with this GrouponLive deal to Funny Bone Comedy Club. For , you get a comedy outing for two (up to a total value). Each outing includes:
- Two general-admission or VIP tickets (up to a value)
- One bucket of beers (a value)
Funny Bone Comedy Club gratifies audiences with a multifaceted lineup of talent, from hypnotically hilarious comedians to comically mesmerizing hypnotists. Patrick DeGuire does a two-night whistle stop on February 24 and 25 to regale audiences with off-the-cuff insights on family, Mexican food, and having to deal with his significantly impaired vision. Anthony Potmesil unleashes his adults-only brand of hypnotism on March 2 and 3, lulling volunteers into a trance using nothing more than a pocket watch and readings from Dame Judi Dench’s autobiography. Consult the club’s robust schedule to scope out its assortment of visiting rib-ticklers, then enjoy the chucklefest while dousing your internal mirth inferno with a bucket of beers from the full-service bar. If VIP tickets are available (a value/ticket), Groupon customers can sit in the VIP-designated tables near the stage. If not, customers will have general-admission seats (a value/ticket). Call in advance to make a reservation.
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$55 for a One-Hour On-Location Photo Session for Up to Four with CD of Images from Jaci Layne Photography ($250 Value)
Sitting for a photo was once a long and arduous process, as evidenced by the unkempt facial hair grown by our earliest presidents during their portrait sessions. Capture a clean image with this Groupon.
for a One-Hour Photo-Shoot Package for Up to Four (0 Value)
- Different poses, with up to three outfit changes
- Up to 30 edited digital images viewable online
- Up to five high-resolution images on CD, with copyright release
Jaci Layne Photography
Approaching each photo session with an intuitive eye for original, compelling images, the passionate namesake of Jaci Layne Photography helps photo subjects from all walks of life to feel at ease before her flashbulbs. Jaci uses her diverse life experiences in hairstyling, film production, and even finance to inform her work as a professional photographer, and uses her background in cheerleading and gymnastics to ensure that no good angle goes unshot, even if it requires climbing trees or balancing on the spout of a park fountain. Jaci’s eponymous company specializes in outdoor on-location shooting, usually in the early morning or at dusk, which Jaci prefers for the way it imbues photos with poignant natural light. Jaci chronicles many of her photographic adventures on her blog.
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$179 for a 10-Round Golf Package with Range Balls and Lessons at Copper Mill Golf Club in Zachary (Up to $1,030 Value)
Like painting a portrait or fixing a computer, completing a round of golf is always more impressive when it’s done in the pouring rain. Enjoy equally impressive fair-weather fores with today’s Groupon: for 9, you get a VIP golf package at Copper Mill Golf Club in Zachary (up to a ,030 total value). The package includes the following:
- 10 18-hole rounds of golf (up to a value each). For each round, customers must pay a mandatory cart fee of that is not covered in this Groupon.
- 10 one-hour small-group golf lessons (a value each)
- 10 complimentary medium buckets of driving-range balls
The Old World charm of a links-style layout and the verdant beauty of the Cypress Bayou coalesce on Copper Mill Golf Club’s challenging 6,866-yard, par 72 course. Prepare for the course’s ball-ensnaring native grasses and deep pot bunkers with 10 one-hour small-group lessons from Bubby Saucier, who draws from more than 35 years of experience to help pupils master the game’s essential techniques and better understand life from a flagstick’s perspective. Aspiring aces also get 10 18-hole rounds at the Scotland-inspired course, affording them multiple chances to grapple with challenging monoliths such as the 632-yard, par 5 12th hole—aptly named “Odyssey”—where players must rope drives into a narrow, water-kissed fairway as it bends left on its way to a green treacherously fortified by deep bunkers and a ball-hungry lake. Ten medium buckets of driving-range balls further facilitate game-honing devotion, and players can begin to mentally prepare for the course’s intimidating mounds and wisecracking oak trees by taking a virtual course tour and studying the club’s dress code.
Course at a Glance:
- 18-hole, par 72, links-style course
- Unique layout with six par 3s, six par 4s, and six par 5s
- Length of 6,866 yards from the farthest tees
- Course rating of 73.0 from the farthest tees
- Slope of 131 from the farthest tees
- Four tee options
- Scorecard
Copper Mill Golf Club’s rates vary throughout the day, week, and season.
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One, Two, or Three Infrared Body Wraps at Body Works by Vickie (Up to 53% Off)
Studies show that a high percentage of Americans consider themselves overweight, and an even higher percentage believe they are being chased by Frankenstein’s monster. Alter self-perceptions with today’s Groupon.
The Deal
for one Thermojet Plus infrared body wrap (a value)
for two Thermojet Plus infrared body wraps (a 0 value)
for three Thermojet Plus infrared body wraps (a 0 value)
- 40- to 60-minute private sessions
- Infrared heat penetrates inner tissue
- Six silicone blankets envelop body
- Boosts circulation and metabolism to burn fat
- Detoxifies, increases energy, and decreases pain
Body Works by Vickie
At Body Works by Vickie, owner Vickie Rush helps clients detoxify and rejuvenate their bodies with alternative therapies, such as rehabilitative percussor treatments, infrared body wraps, and ion-charged footbaths designed to draw out heavy metals, chemicals, unwanted acids, and unassimilated fats. Through initial bio-health assessments, Vickie first hunts for unwelcome items lurking in the body, such as parasites, chemicals, yeast, and gummy bears that refuse to come out of hibernation. The treatments that ensue may help reduce chronic pain, brighten mood, boost immunity to disease, and slim physiques.
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$30 for Three Radiance Car Washes and $50 Worth of Detailing Services at H2O Auto Services ($95 Value)
Unlike pets and houseguests, vehicles don’t hold grudges after getting sprayed with a hose and locked outside the house. Thank understanding cars with today’s Groupon: for , you get three Radiance car washes (a value) and worth of detailing services at H2O Auto Spa (a total value). Each Radiance car wash includes:
- Rain-X complete surface protector
- High-pressure soft-touch or touch-free wash
- Double-hot citrus presoak
- Tire and wheel cleanse
- Aromatic triple-foam polish
- Bug treatment
H2O Auto Spa mollycoddles motor vehicles with detailing services and the owner’s choice of either Autec soft-touch or touch-free automated car washes. Auto owners can apply the credit for detailing services, such as the BrillianceTreatment—wash, engine compartment cleaning, stain removal, and clean and hydrate interior (0 for cars; 5 for SUVs and vans)—or toward à la carte treatments, such as the express vacuum service (–) or paint and fabric-protection treatment (0).
Drivers steer automobiles into the car wash bay to purge paint jobs with high-pressure jets and triple-foam polish. A coat of Rain-X protector blankets bathing frames to help fend off rust, inject a glossy shine, and improve visibility during heavy rainfall or drive-in killer-whale shows.
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One or Five One-Hour Pole Fitness Classes at The Perfect Poleforma (Up to 54% Off)
Before the Roosevelt administration hired citizens for public works, only pole dancers could install traffic lights. Learn your way around the pole with today’s Groupon to The Perfect Poleforma. Choose between the following options:
- For , you get an one-hour pole fitness class (a value).
- For , you get five one-hour pole fitness classes (a value).
The dedicated instructors at The Perfect Poleforma guide women through pole-centric and chair-dance classes. Classes can burn up to 500 calories and encompass no more than 10 students, ensuring space constraints don’t force a pupil to learn outside on a flagpole. Beginner lessons focus on basic spins and leg-strengthening exercises, and intermediate sessions tackle upside-down tricks and back-bending poses. During advanced classes, instructors elucidate techniques for hanging onto the pole with the arms and inner thighs. Thursday’s chair-dance classes integrate sultry choreography, allowing seductresses to plan musical revues set to Top 40 hits or nursery rhymes. Students clad in shorts and a T-shirt should bring a towel and water bottle to class and abstain from wearing jewelry, oil, or lotion. Check the online schedule to find an appropriate class time.
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$99 for an Intense-Pulsed-Light Treatment for Face or Neck at Lokka Med Spa (Up to $400 Value)
Much like an automobile, the human body requires proper care to stay healthy and good-looking for calendar photos. Maintain your natural mode of transportation with today’s Groupon: for , you get a one-hour intense-pulsed-light (IPL) treatment for the face or neck at Lokka Med Spa (up to a 0 value).
Lokka Med Spa’s laser specialist and anti-aging consultant, Gena Knaps, employs 17 years of beauty-industry experience as she wields the complexion-perfecting Cutera Laser. After a sit-down consultation acquaints the skin expert with each unique hide, intense-pulsed-light treatments zero in on brown or red areas to homogenize skin tone. The noninvasive procedure evens pigmentation and helps treat rosacea for all skin types, including areas that are tanned, tattooed, or equipped with laser jammers. In order to receive treatment on both the face and neck, customers must purchase two Groupons.
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