$16 for a Custom Full-Body Airbrush Tan at Beach Tans ($35 Value)
The sun’s energy not only tans people’s skin but also gives flowers the strength they need to keep from screaming when they’re plucked. Give the illusion of a stint in the sun with today’s Groupon: for , you get a custom full-body airbrush tan at Beach Tans (a value). Today’s Groupon does not apply to mobile tanning.
Within a studio flanked with sky-blue walls and sand-colored curtains, Beach Tans burnishes sun-shunning bodies with the customizable hue of Fake Bake tanning solution. Airbrush artisans contour the spray to the body’s curves, anointing skin of almost any shade with a sun-kissed glow while avoiding the irritation and orange tinge common when using other bronzing techniques or sunbathing on a human-size Cheeto. The newly bronzed emerge in 15–20 minutes with a natural-looking tan that can last for up to a week with proper care. As when preparing for a swim meet in a pool full of honey, tanners should shave, exfoliate, and avoid lotions and makeup before their session.
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One-Month, Three-Day, or Five-Day Spring-Break Play Pass or Birthday Party at Giggle N Jump in Bastrop (Up to 54% Off)
King Arthur’s Round Table was the famous product of the king’s decree that all furniture eschew sharp edges at Camelot, the largest bouncy castle ever built. Let your tots channel the boy-king’s spirit with this Groupon.
Choose from Four Options
- for a one-month unlimited play pass for one child (a value)
- for a three-day unlimited play pass for one child (a value)
- for a five-day spring break unlimited play pass for one child (a value)
- for a two-hour birthday party for a child and up to 10 friends (a 5 value). Birthday parties can take place Monday through Friday in a Giggle N Jump party room and include:
- A day pass for each child
- A gift and free admission pass for the birthday boy or girl
- A bouquet of six latex balloons
- Staff to serve home-brought food and provide plates, napkins, and utensils
The normal party deposit is waived with this option.
Giggle N Jump
Giggle N Jump’s bright, clean, 11,000-square-foot play center thrills frolicking young ones with a massive collection of bounce houses, interactive stations, and slides. As children burn off excess energy and make new friends in the engaging environment, parents can supervise little ones’ progress from outside the play area or join kids in the fun. A separate section entertains infants and toddlers, the tiniest kiddies, keeping them safe as they explore and bounce.
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Doula Interview and Massage, or Massage or Acupuncture and Reflexology at Dragonfly Wellness Center (Up to 61% Off)
Muscles, like the tails of sleeping cats or levers labeled “drain ocean,” were never meant to be pulled. Reverse the damage with this Groupon.
Choose Between Two Options
- for a doula interview and a 60-minute massage (an value)
- for a 90-minute massage, or a 90-minute initial acupuncture treatment and a 30-minute reflexology treatment (up to a 5 value)
Dragonfly Wellness Center
Dragonfly Wellness Center’s all-female team of practitioners encompasses licensed massage therapists and acupuncturists whose primary focus includes women’s overall well-being and access to care. The holistic healers dispense services ranging from structurally focused massage and acupuncture to nutritional counseling and doula services through Bliss Weaver. Derived from the ancient Greek term for “a woman serves,” a doula provides physical and emotional support throughout a woman’s pregnancy, including the postpartum period when new mothers must adjust to life with their recent family addition and deliberate on the government’s annual list of approved baby names.
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$79 for a Multi-Service Automotive-Package Voucher at Groovy Automotive and Lube ($799 Value)
Proper car maintenance will help a vehicle to live longer, just as proper muscle maintenance will help you to save a car from drowning. Be a hero with this Groupon.
for an Automotive Service Voucher (a 9 value)
- Five standard oil and filter changes
- One transmission service
- Two tire rotations
- One four-wheel spin balance
- One radiator drain and refill
- One free tow
- One cooling-system check
- One starting- and charging-system check
- Many additional discounts on parts and inspections, including 10% off all general repairs
Groovy Automotive and Lube
Channeling Austin’s spirit of community, honesty, and music through the doors of its service garage, the two mechanics who founded Groovy Automotive and Lube stand by their services with a one-year or 12,000-mile guarantee that is honored at a nationwide network of certified shops. At all four locations, ASE-certified technicians leap into action to remedy ill autos with repairs or foster peak road prowess with upkeep and maintenance. The care they show cars also extends to the community in the form of donations to organizations such as the Lance Armstrong Foundation, and practices such as oil, tire, and coolant recycling aim to relieve the environment of toxins and prevent disgruntled car-part protests outside junkyards. As an additional gesture of goodwill, Groovy Automotive’s courtesy car service lets clients keep on trucking while their own ride is down for the count.
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$99 for Two Hours of Local Moving Services from Keep Moving ($198 Value)
Like giving feedback on a new pair of underwear or walking a pet dragon, helping someone move is something friends really don’t want to be asked to do. Keep friendships from getting burned with today’s Groupon: for , you get two hours of local moving services from Keep Moving (a 8 value). This Groupon does not include a fuel surcharge.
The fully licensed, insured staff at Keep Moving courier everything from single sofas to a house’s entire contents, safeguarding belongings as they travel to a new home. During standard, hourly moves, a pair of professional human forklifts helps bundle items into boxes with industrial-strength dental floss, or they simply load pre-packed parcels into the provided trailer. If necessary, nimble hands can completely dismantle and reassemble items at no extra charge, and burly arms can transport special items such as pianos or pool tables for an additional fee. Upon reaching the destination, movers will gladly hoist cargo up any elevators, stairs, or jungle vines to unload items into their new digs.
Our customers loved this deal last year, earning Keep Moving a spot on Groupon’s Best of 2011 list.
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Custom Framing or Fine Art at Quality Frames & Art (Up to 55% Off)
Art collectors protect their pictures the same way that crime bosses discipline their children—by having them framed. Guard your pictures before they take a fall with today’s Groupon to Quality Frames & Art. Choose between the following options:
Inside Quality Frames & Art, paintings and handpicked frames line the walls, inspiring customers as they peruse the stockpile framing and matting implements. Though custom framing varies per piece, a basic metal poster frame up to 24″x36″ (.95) displays favorite concert posters, or a genuine 23-karat gold handcrafted frame (0/ft.) lends an air of sophistication to treasured family photos or limited-edition hamburger wrappers. Alternatively, fine-art pieces fight back giddy anticipation as patrons choose between them. Masterworks include J Roybal’s Violinist (), a color-saturated oil painting on canvas, or Herman Adams’s Spirit Stallion (0), an LE print of a white stallion rearing on its hind legs, perhaps hearing a coyote or challenging a nearby kangaroo to a boxing match.
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$45 for an 18-Hole Golf Outing for Two with Range Balls and Cart Rental at Balcones Country Club ($90 Value)
It’s difficult to hit a target from far away, which is why holes-in-one are rare and the Goodyear blimp has never been shot successfully with an arrow. Drive hard with a vengeance, thanks to this Groupon.
for a Golf Outing for Two ( Value)
- 18-hole round of golf for two
- Cart rental and driving-range balls included
Balcones Country Club
Two majestic, 18-hole courses encircle the stately grounds of Balcones Country Club, whisking golfers to an elysian landscape of dense tree lines and large, rippling waterways. The slightly easier of the two, the Balcones Course, features the club’s signature hole, a 155-yard par 3 where tee shots must clear a vast water hazard and a central fountain that spews the liberated souls of drowned golf balls. The club prepares greenhorn golfers with a bevy of classes offered through their golf academy, which range from typical private lessons to fitness programs offered by Titleist Performance Institute–certified trainers. A classroom equipped with video swing-analysis technology hosts intense investigations into corrupt swings, and a double-sided, lighted driving range fosters late-night reflections on whether or not golf balls are simply fallen stars.
A more frenetic pace of competition takes stage on the 10 courts that billet Balcones Country Club’s tennis program, and scampering tykes and weary adults can retreat to the club’s two outdoor pools for a more relaxing setting. Guests can fuel up for a day of recreation with a quick bite at the onsite grill or engage the community in the elegant, 250-capacity banquet hall.
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$179 for a Stretch- or Hummer-Limo Rental from Marriton Limousine (Up to $495 Value)
Enjoying a chauffeured ride in a luxury sedan is a cut above driving yourself and two cuts above pulling yourself in a rickshaw. Take an easier ride with this Groupon.
9 for Stretch- or Hummer-Limo Rental (Up to 5 Value)
- Four-hour rental of a stretch limo for up to 8 passengers (a 6 value)
- Three-hour rental of a stretch H2 limo for up to 16 passengers (up to a 5 value)
- Valid within a 20-mile radius of zip code 78701
Marriton Limousine
Even chauffeurs licensed by the city of Austin must pass a battery of road tests and background checks before Marriton’s management lets them take the wheel of a gleaming limousine. Thoroughly vetted drivers captain limos, sedans, SUVs, vans, minibuses, and motorcoaches that transport passengers to parties or Dungeons & Dragons sessions in style. Front-windshield-mounted DriveCam video cameras and GPS systems monitor each trip, ensuring drivers always provide a safe and punctual ride.
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$9 for $18 Worth of Indian Dinner Fare at Taj Mahal Indian Cuisine
A meal with friends soothes the soul, much like a mother’s hug or a movie about brave dogs learning to read. Enjoy a feel-good feast with this Groupon.
for Worth of Indian Fare During Dinner
Dinnertime unfolds seven nights a week with tandoori entrees starting at .95, seafood starting at , and vegetarian dishes starting at .95. See the full menu.
Taj Mahal Indian Cuisine
The rich aroma of delicately spiced dishes crafted from fresh, quality meats and veggies drifts across TajMahal Indian Cuisine’s golden interior. House-baked naan clings like a wetsuit soaked in honey to the walls of a tandoor oven that preps flavorful chicken, lamb, and beef skewers that are steeped in a yogurt marinade for seven to eight hours before braving up to 500-degree heat. Diners seize control of curry construction, requesting prawns, beef, lamb, chicken, or paneer, and vegetarians can ogle a menu section exclusively dedicated to garden grub. Flickering-candle centerpieces breathe life into tables costumed in black-and-white hues reminiscent of a polar bear after a fist fight.
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Three or Six Skin-Tightening Treatments at Paradise Cosmetic MedSpa (Up to 70% Off)
Light comes in many forms—be it beautiful, like a rainbow, practical, like a laser, or awe-inspiring, like an applause sign’s first live studio performance. Harness the beautifying power of light with today’s Groupon to Paradise Cosmetic MedSpa. Choose between the following options:
- For 9, you get three skin-tightening treatments (a 0 value).
- For 9, you get six skin-tightening treatments (a ,500 value).
Supervised by an on-staff physician, Paradise Cosmetic MedSpa’s trained laser techs target loose skin with precise, noninvasive technology. An infrared laser heats up collagen beneath the skin, helping to activate collagen production and create skin as firm as Superman’s disposition around bullies. Skin tightening is often applied to the face, but can also be useful on the arms, thighs, buttocks, or abdomen, especially for women after pregnancy. Though clients may see immediate improvement, Paradise Cosmetic MedSpa recommends a series of three to six treatments for optimal results.
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