- February 23, 2012
- City: Albuquerque
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Organic Facial, Natural Face Lift, or Natural Body Lift at Body (Up to 55% Off)
Love means never having to say you’re sorry, but beauty means never having to pause at stoplights. Shift your appearance into fifth gear with today’s Groupon.
Choose From Three Options
- for a 60-minute custom organic facial (an value)
- for a 90-minute natural face lift (a 5 value)
- for a 90-minute natural body lift (a 5 value)
BODY
BODY pampers and tones physiques with spa services and fitness training while tending to wee ones with childcare services and sating hungers at an organic café. Estheticians buff visages with organic, ECOCERT-certified Naturopathica products during custom facials and tighten sagging skin until it’s smooth enough to host a microscopic roller derby with microdermabrasion, microcurrents, and derma-rollers. Yoga and dance classes invite limbs to bend and shake, working up an appetite sated by the café’s menu, which pleases raw and vegan palates as well as source-conscious carnivores. After a massage or personal training session, clients pick up eco-friendly fashions at an on-site boutique, where sustainable, fair-trade garments give patrons something to wear to a dinner party at Mother Nature’s house.
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- February 22, 2012
- City: Albuquerque
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Half Dozen or One Dozen Cupcakes at Caked Cupcake Boutique (Up to 56% Off)
Like astrological advice, a dozen cupcakes can improve the fortune of 12 close friends, especially when mysteriously dispensed over the phone. Sweeten your future with today’s Groupon.
The Deal
for a half-dozen cupcakes (a .50 value)
for one-dozen cupcakes (a .30 value)
- Choose from an assortment of flavors, such as:
- Pink lemonade
- Chocolate turtle drizzle
- Red velvet
- Cinnamon caramel apple
- See the rotating schedule of flavors
Caked Cupcake Boutique
For Jammie Ross, healthcare-insurance billing may have been a good career, but it wasn’t her passion. Her passion was blinging dessert designs and inventing cupcakes. Jammie set to work crafting more than 60 cupcake flavors to inhabit Caked Cupcake Boutique, a stomping ground for made-fresh-daily sweets. Jumbo “chubby” cupcakes” showcase slathers of signature cream-cheese frosting beside 12 rotating daily creations, available in regular, vegan, and gluten-free forms. Patrons can dine in to unwrap the fondant bow of a single warm treat, or order a sculpted 3-D scarecrow cake to place under a raincloud filled with milk.
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- February 22, 2012
- City: Albuquerque
- No Comments
$59 for One Tattoo-Removal Treatment for a Tattoo Up to 9 Square Inches in Size at Flawless Skin Spa ($195 Value)
Despite being useful cheat sheets, Scantron test tattoos serve little purpose once the SATs are over and can be difficult to remove with just the eraser from a No. 2 pencil. Get rid of unwanted ink with this Groupon.
for One-Tattoo Removal Treatment for a Tattoo Up to 9 Square Inches in Size (5 Value)
The Q-switched pulses of a RevLite laser gently crumble tattoos into microparticles, which are then eliminated naturally by the body. The number of treatments necessary varies based on factors such as ink type and color; on average, it takes as few as 4 or as many as 15 treatments to fully remove a tattoo.
Flawless Skin Spa
Helmed by the ownership team of Heather Badal and medical director Dr. Frederick Fiber, Flawless Skin Spa’s aesthetic architects refresh skin with an assortment of med-spa services and laser treatments. Registered nurses and certified aestheticians dispense such skin-smoothing serums as Botox and Juvéderm and tailor facial treatments for specific visage vexations, including age indicators and acne. The creations of featured artist Kevin Tolman complement the beauty of Candela GentleMax lasers, which zap away unwanted hair and tighten weary epidermises, and RevLite tattoo-removal equipment, which eradicates ink faster than a John Woo movie filmed in a ballpoint-pen factory.
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- February 21, 2012
- City: Albuquerque
- No Comments
Mani-Pedi With or Without Paraffin Treatment at Callas Beauty Institute in Rio Rancho (Up to 56% Off)
Like lawns or children, nails grow whether you’re watching them or not. Baby your fingers with this Groupon.
Choose Between Two Options
- for basic, 30-minute mani-pedi (up to a value)
- for 45-minute mani-pedi with paraffin treatment (up to a value)
Though Callas Beauty Institute sometimes features a discounted price online, this Groupon still offers the best deal available.
Callas Beauty Institute
Callas Beauty Institute grooms future aestheticians and cosmetologists with hands-on classes led by seasoned stylists. To practice new techniques and give mannequin hair time to regrow, hair-academy students snip and style guests’ locks, transforming ‘dos into newly colored coifs or delicately permed curls. The skincare academy’s practitioners pamper faces with noninvasive beautifying treatments, sloughing away unwanted skin during a microdermabrasion or enhancing giraffe costumes with bat-able eyelash extensions. A knowledgeable student at the nail academy buffs and trims cuticles before coating nail beds in brilliant hues and turtle-shell-like duvets. The salon’s interior showcases hardwood flooring, elegant rugs, sky-blue hues, and tall windows in the front that permit scores of natural light during the day.
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- February 20, 2012
- City: Albuquerque
- No Comments
One or Three Brazilian Waxes at Skin Essentials in Rio Rancho (Up to 58% Off)
Along with damaging one’s self-image, rogue hair can cause discomfort and serve as a static-filled attraction for feral balloons. Banish marauding gasbags with this Groupon.
Choose Between Two Options
Seasoned aesthetician evicts unwanted fuzz from sunless spots, leaving them hairless for up to four weeks.
Skin Essentials
Janice Brownell calls upon more than 10 years of experience as she helms Skin Essentials, a wellness spa that aims to spiff up skin and improve its health. By presenting a service list that includes microdermabrasions, firming facials, and luxurious European facials, Janice works to noninvasively balance skin tone and change its texture without forcing patients to spit out cheekfuls of acorns. Having achieved GlyMed Plus certification, Janice has shown her commitment to her craft by engaging in continuing education.
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- February 18, 2012
- City: Albuquerque
- No Comments
$39 for Choice of Black Premium, Black Mink, or Rainbow Mink Eyelash Extensions at Dollface Salon ($100 Value)
Batting your eyelashes can express everything from coy admiration for a crush to frustration over studying in a strobe-lit library. Let eye adornments speak volumes with this Groupon.
for Choice of Premium Black, Black Mink, or Rainbow Mink Eyelash Extensions (0 Value)
In less than an hour, specialists apply natural-looking black lashes or distinctive rainbow lashes that obviate the need for mascara for four to eight weeks.
Dollface Salon
The unisex Dollface Salon has built a beauty all-star squad, joining everyone from hairstylists and eyelash-extension specialists to makeup masters, licensed aestheticians, and nail techs. Always ready to offer something a little different, stylists shave intricate designs and maps that lead to chests full of treasure maps into patrons’ ’dos, and apply rainbow mink lashes to create a set of kaleidoscopic pupil guards. The salon’s staff also treats blemishes and age spots at the cellular level using PCA Skin products, which they pick out based on a one-on-one consultation that identifies each client’s skin type and most pressing conditions.
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- February 17, 2012
- City: Albuquerque
- No Comments
One or Three Organic Facials at DeNova Hair, Beauty, M’lis, & Boutique (Up to 65% Off)
A beautiful face acts as an impermeable container that keeps inner beauty from escaping, just as a Hot Pocket’s flaky outer crust acts as a vessel that makes its molten innards edible while skateboarding. Heat up your inner glow with today’s Groupon to DeNova Hair, Beauty, M’lis, & Boutique. Choose between the following options:
The aestheticians at DeNova Hair, Beauty, M’lis, & Boutique take a holistic approach to beautification with all-natural products that eschew harsh, damaging chemicals. During the one-hour organic facial, a skin technician masks the face with organic indian healing clays that uncork blackheads, dry up pimples, and tighten the skin. Purifying ingredients within the mask work together to deeply cleanse the face, leaving the client with a sense of refreshment akin to sipping ice-cold ranch dressing.
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The Groupon Guide to: Subtle Self-Promotion
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- February 17, 2012
- City: Albuquerque
- No Comments
One or Two Two-Hour Cleaning Sessions or a Top-to-Bottom Deluxe Spring Cleaning from Albuquerque Maid Service (Up to 57% Off)
Unlike professional athletes, the best professional cleaners don’t finish a hard day’s work by autographing everything in sight. Bask in untarnished cleanliness with this Groupon.
Choose from Three Options
- for a two-hour home cleaning session with two maids (a 0 value)
- 5 for two two-hour home cleaning sessions with two maids (a 0 value)
- 5 for a top-to-bottom deluxe spring cleaning (a 0 value), during which maids perform up to eight man hours of work on up to 2,400 square feet, including scouring interior and exterior appliances
Though Albuquerque Maid Service sometimes features a discounted price online, this Groupon still offers the best deal available.
Albuquerque Maid Service
Independently owned Albuquerque Maid Service dispatches fully insured, uniformed maids to scour floors and countertops and keep homes pristine and organized. Like a tornado spinning in reverse, cleaners tear through the space, picking up trails of wreckage and wiping down surfaces in the kitchen, bathroom, and any other areas within the time allotted. Flexible dirt slayers offer appointments to mesh with any schedule, leaving homeowners free to attend important meetings or take the family on a much-needed vacation to the dentist.
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- February 16, 2012
- City: Albuquerque
- No Comments
Exam and X-ray or Exam, X-ray, and Whitening at Chamisa Hills Family & Cosmetic Dentistry in Rio Rancho (Up to 89% Off)
The tooth fairy still rewards adults who keep their teeth nice, leaving grown-up gifts, such as issues of the Economist and Pontiac Azteks, under their pillows. Grin and win with this Groupon to Chamisa Hills Family & Cosmetic Dentistry.
Choose Between Two Options
for dental exam, cleaning, and x-ray (a 0 total value)
- Basic cleaning (5)
- X-ray (5)
- Dental exam ()
for dental exam, cleaning, x-ray, and whitening package (a 0 total value)
- Basic cleaning (5)
- X-ray (5)
- Dental exam ()
- Teeth whitening plus custom take-home trays (0)
Chamisa Hills Family & Cosmetic Dentistry
Doctor Jansen Donoghue and his experienced staff pore over mouths, searching for signs of disease or hints of trouble. During dental cleanings, a technician whisks away tartar and plaque before polishing teeth, reducing stains and residue. As part of the dental exam, a trained technician takes a radiographic image of pearly whites, which reveals bone loss, tumors, and cysts more effectively than traditional Etch-A-Sketch imaging. Next, a doctor examines the mouth for oral cancer or gum disease and monitors tusks for any signs of tooth decay. Finally, the doctor checks the sturdiness of restorations such as crowns, fillings, and permanent plastic fangs.
To maximize the mileage from every dental visit, the doctor elucidates proper brushing, flossing, and rinsing for patients. Alternatively, Chamisa Hills’s cosmetic-dentistry practices keep clients’ grins even and gleaming, with porcelain crowns, veneers, and at-home custom whitening, among other treatments.
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- February 15, 2012
- City: Albuquerque
- No Comments
$15 for $30 Worth of Vitamins and Health Products at Moses Kountry Health Food Store in Los Ranchos de Albuquerque
Healthy living, like catching a really fast pig, requires balance, discipline, and a lack of grease. Move toward a healthier existence with today’s Groupon: for , you get worth of vitamins, groceries, and other health products at Moses Kountry Health Food Store in Los Ranchos de Albuquerque.
For nearly 40 years, Beulah Moses and her staff of health savants have stocked the 5,000-square-foot health store with vitamins, minerals, and wholesome groceries, nabbing nods from the ABQ Journal. Natural Factors women’s vitamins (.95) fortify bodies against illness with herbs, antioxidants, and tiny “No Trespassing” signs, and a Nature’s Plus Spiru-Tein cherries-jubilee protein shake (.25) keeps active bodies sprinting toward finish lines. Wholesome pantry staples such as Nature’s Path organic toaster pastries (.19) invigorate morning routines, and Celestial Seasonings chocolate-caramel-chai Tea Dreams rice-milk ice cream (.15) proves a wholesome frozen delicacy, like a snowman’s nose. Patrons can also swathe their exteriors in natural beauty products such as fragrance-free Jason Natural jasmine deodorant (.49) and Avalon shower gel (), whose fragrant essential oils cloak skin in a nourishing embrace.
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